For the man whose personality is strictly "non-existent" until the coffee kicks in, this mug is the ultimate morning manifesto!
This 11 oz, glossy white ceramic mug features a severely tired Bear in an apron, slumped over a steaming cup next to an espresso machine, delivering a universally understood, grumpy truth:
"I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a 'person' until this cup is empty!"
This piece is perfect for coffee snobs, grumpy dads, work colleagues, or any man who relies on their morning ritual to transform from a zombie into a functioning human. It’s a funny, honest acknowledgment of caffeine-powered existence.
Crafted from high-quality ceramic with a durable glossy finish, this mug is ready for your daily laughs and slow wake-ups. It is completely dishwasher and microwave safe, ensuring the sharp, witty graphic remains clear and vibrant through countless slow starts to the day.
Key Features:
Size: 11 oz (The required fuel tank for becoming a 'person')
Color & Material: Glossy White Ceramic
Design: Cartoon bear exhausted before coffee, with a funny quote about not being a 'person'
Convenience: Dishwasher and Microwave Safe
Help the man in your life complete his morning transformation with this funny and relatable coffee mug!
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Our Commitment to Secure Packaging
Each mug is meticulously packaged to ensure it arrives safely. Your mug will be placed in a secure, sturdy box and extensively cushioned with protective wrapping materials. Due to this secure packaging process, the risk of damage during transit is extremely low.
No Returns Policy
Because of the secure packaging method and the custom nature of our printed products, we do not accept returns or exchanges for our ceramic mugs. Please ensure you review your order details, including the design and personalization, carefully before finalizing your purchase.
Refund Eligibility (Damage Only)
We understand that, on very rare occasions, shipping mishaps can occur.
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We only offer a refund if your mug arrives damaged due to a severe error by the shipping courier.
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To be eligible for a refund, you must notify us of the damage within 24 hours of the delivery date.
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You must provide clear photographic evidence of the following:
The damaged mug itself.
The exterior of the packaging/box showing any visible signs of mishandling by the courier.
The interior packaging/protective wrapping materials.
Our team at Meerkat and Co. Prints will review the evidence. Given the extensive protective measures we use, a refund will only be issued if we confirm that the damage was caused by courier negligence despite our secure packaging efforts.
Refund Exceptions
Refunds will not be granted for:
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Buyer's remorse or change of mind.
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Minor aesthetic flaws in the packaging (e.g., small dents on the box).
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Any damage reported after the 24-hour notification window
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Shipping Costs
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Shipping costs are the responsibility of the buyer (the customer).
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The exact shipping fee will be calculated and clearly displayed at checkout based on the weight of your order and your delivery location.
Processing Time
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Orders are typically sent out on the same business day or the next business day, depending on the time the order is placed.
Delivery Time
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3-5 Working days
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Shipping Carrier and Method
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All 11 oz ceramic mugs are shipped via Yodel service within the United Kingdom.
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We use this expedited service to ensure your custom-printed mug arrives as quickly and safely as possible.
Secure Packaging
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We take extreme care in packaging your fragile ceramic items. Each mug is secured in a sturdy box with extensive protective wrapping to minimize the risk of damage during its journey. (See our Refund and Return Policy for details on damaged items).
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